levity in brevity 1: two boots and a bathroom

To be a dancehall deb is why she preens,
Because two-steppin’ spins are highfalutin;
But it’s bowel-shakin’ labor, there’s no refutin’.
His boots’ll be slid under starch-creased jeans
And, while they’re suited to sidekicks and scootin’,
They’ll hide his ankles from him when he goes to poopin’.